What Are They Are Talking About?
* The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
* He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
* He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow!
* It's a game of inches.
* That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through
it.
* When you get down in this area, you gotta just start
pounding it.
* He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
* He found his tight end.
* End around!
* He had to stretch to get it in!
* He gets penetration into their backfield!
* He blows them off!
* He bangs it in!
* He could go all the way!
* He gets it off just in time!
* He goes deep!
* He found a hole and slid through it!
* He pounds it in!
* He beats them off at the movement of the ball~
* He's got great hands!
Football~~~Now Aren't You Embarrassed!
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A married couple was having dinner and the conversation got around to
transplants and artificial body parts.
"They'll make an artificial dick next," the wife said.
"Bullshit!" replied the husband, "There are something's you can't make
... besides, what would you make it from?"
"Iron," she told him.
"Don't be stupid, woman. It'd rust."
"Ok, brass then," she insisted.
"That's bloody ridiculous," scoffed the husband. "Men would never be
able to keep it clean."
"Rubbish!" she told him. "I've watched you polish yours while watching
porno videos for years!"
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At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, "That new
bull nearly did me in today, partner."
"Oh yeah, what happened?"
"I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came charging at me
like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!"
"So, how'd you get away?"
The bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me
a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."
"Man, that's scary. If it'd been me, I would probably have shit
all over the place."
"I DID! What do you think that bull was slipping in?
