A Rare Disease
Old Mendel Rugelbaum was very old and suffering from a rare disease
and his doctor told him could drink only human milk.
"How can I get human milk?" Mendel asked the doctor.
"Well, Ruby Finkelstein's just had a baby, maybe she'll help."
So every day Mendel went to Ruby's house for his daily feed. Ruby
was a dark eyed, big breasted lady, who, in spite of herself,
gradually became aroused as Mendel lapped at her ripe breasts. One
day as he quietly lay sucking, she whispered to him, " Tell me Mr.
Rugelbaum, do
you like it?"
"Mmmm, wonderful," he sighed.
"Is there," she hesitated, her lips parted, eyes aglow, "is there
anything else you'd like?"
"As a matter of fact there is," murmured Mendel
"What?" Ruby asked breathlessly.
Mendel licked his lips. "Maybe a little cookie?"
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SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS:
HEARING AIDS, Band-Aids, ROLL AIDS,
WALKING AIDS, MEDICAL AIDS,
GOVERNMENT AID, AND MOST OF ALL ,
MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR CHILDREN.
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THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST
I CANNOT SEE, I CANNOT PEE,
I CANNOT CHEW, I CANNOT SCREW
MY MEMORY SHRINKS, MY HEARING STINKS,
NO SENSE OF SMELL, I LOOK LIKE HELL,
MY BODY'S DROOPING, GOT TROUBLE POOPING
SO THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST.
WELL, THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS!!!
