PRODUCTS COMPETING WITH VIAGRA
*Vigor Mortis
*Chubmeisterin
*Nice-a-Boni
*Firmicox
*Upsydaisium
*Newman's Own Peter Pill
*Mydixapokin
*PeneTrex
*Erectomycin
*I Can't Believe It's Not Flaccid!
*St. John's Pork
*Fuchinacea
*Jimmy Dean's Sausage Helper
*Nuprick
*Dr. Wong's Essence of Small, Harmless, Endangered Animal TrimFast
*Bonertin Dr. Pecker Jizzquil
*Grogaine: Most users can expect to see some evidence of an erection
in 3-6 months.
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Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs,
The men like to spread my two legs,
Then slip in between,
If you know what I mean,
And leave me the white of their eggs.
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In the shade of the old apple tree
I got all that was coming to me.
In the soft dewy grass
I had a fine piece of ass
From a maiden that was so fine to see.
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In my sweet little Alice Blue gown
Was the first time I ever laid down,
I was both proud and shy
As he opened his fly
When I saw it I thought I would die.
