A Stupid joke

A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man Collapsed against a building, weeping uncontrollably and holding His car keys in his hands. He's moaning over and over, 'They took My car! They took my car! ' Seeing he is quite well dressed, the cop thinks he may have a Real case of theft on his hands and proceeds to question the man. "What seems to be the trouble sir?" "My car, it was right here on the end of my key, and those Bastards stole it! Please ossifer, get my Porsche back. My God, It was right on the end of my key! Where is it? They stole it and It was right here; right on my key! "OK, OK, stand up, let's get some more information. (he stands The man up, and notices his penis is hanging out). "Er . . Excuse me sir, but your dick is hanging out, would you Please put that thing away!" The man looks down, sees his prick hanging there and screams, "Oh my God! They stole my girlfriend too!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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