In a biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone tell me
Why a flounder is flat?"
Little Johnny raises his hand.
"Go ahead, Johnny."
"My uncle told me it's because a whale raped the flounder."
"That's terrible, Johnny. I'll have to speak to your parents about
This. Let's try another one. Why does a lobster's eyes protrude from
Its
Head?"
Again Johnny raises his hand.
"We'll give you another chance."
"My uncle said when the whale raped the flounder, the
Lobster saw it, and his eyes popped out in shock."
