Jul 11, 2011

DILDOS


Dildos

This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop.
His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while,
and "can you handle it? " The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but
with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is
there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
He answers, "$35."
She: "How much for the black one?"
He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one.
I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the
black dildo?"
He: "$35."
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the
white one. I've never had a white one before..."
She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde
woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He:"Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one,
I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks,
"How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the salesman responded, "I did
really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your
thermos for $165!"
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Abe's son Morris arrived home from school puffing and panting,
sweat rolling down his face.

"Dad, you'll be so proud of me," Morris said,
"I saved a dollar by running behind the bus all the way home!"
...

"Morris, you are a stupid boy!" said Abe,
"You could have run behind a taxi and saved $12.00!"
 
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