New Durex condom slogans: 1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
3. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
4. Don't be a fool, cover your tool
5. Wrap your bait before you mate
6. Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
7. Package your meat for a real nice treat
8. Rap that wanger before you bang her
9. If you're nude then tube your dude.
10. Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
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Jun 6, 2011
New Condom Slogans.. (Funny 18+)
