Sick Animal Sex Jokes
Guy from Oklahoma and guy from Arkansas were out hunting. They find a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. Guy from Oklahoma says. "Now's our chance," and he goes over and buggers the sheep. He gets done and says to the other guy, "Your turn." The guy from Arkansas goes over and sticks his head in the fence.
A zookeeper And His Gorilla
A zookeeper goes to the gorilla cage to see his gorilla.
He decides to teach the gorilla some words, so he points to his eye. "Eye," said the zookeeper.
The gorilla pulled out its big ass hand and slaps that zookeeper upside the head.
The gorilla picks up the zookeeper and slams him onto all the rails. The gorilla finally dumps the zookeeper's bloody and beaten body outside the cage.
"What the f**k was that?" asked the zookeeper.
"Don't do that," said one of the workers, when you point to your eye, that means 'Fuck you' in gorilla language.
The zookeeper goes back to the gorilla cage and holds a pickle up to pants. He then takes out a knife and chops up the pickle. "Do what I do," said the man, he gave the knife to the gorilla to see if it would chop its dick off. The gorilla pointed to his eye.
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One day, Little Suzy goes swimming in the lake with her grandmother. After they get out they go to shower.
"Grandma" Little Suzy asks, pointing between her grandmother's legs. "What's that?"
"Oh," her grandmother replies. "That's my beaver, dear."
The next day Little Suzy goes swimming with her mother, and they go showering afterwards too. "Mommy, is that your beaver?" asks the girl.
"Er, yes it is, Suzy. Where did you learn that?" her mother answers.
"From Grandma. But I think hers is dead because its tongue was sticking out."
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What do you get if you cross an armadillo with a vibrator?
An armadildo!
What do elephants use as tampons?
Sheep!
What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?
Sparky!
What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
"You know, we do taste like chicken!"
There are two fleas on a woman's pussy. One is smoking dope, what is the other doing?
Sniffing crack!
