Disgusting Miscellaneous
An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart. She
promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with her deodorizer.
Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, and
the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"
"Well, yes I do," he replied.
"What does it smell like?"
The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kinda smells like
someone shit in a pine tree."
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THERE once was a girl from Mitchen
Who was scratching her twat in the kitchen.
Her mother said, "Rose, You've got crabs I suppose."
She said, "Yes and the fuckers are itchin'!"
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Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. one to screw in the lightbulb, and another to suck my dick
as I beat my wife!
Q: What's a woman?
A: Something you lie on when your having a fuck.
Q: How do you get a woman off during sex?
A: Push her.
Q: What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who gives good head?
A: Partially disabled
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There was a young lady from Brewster
Who's ass was so nice that I goosed her,
But her panties were thin
And my finger slipped in
And it still just don't smell like it used ter.
A fair maid from Cairo called Nur
Was thought incredibly pure
Till we saw her great stunt
To ram up her cunt
A ton and a half of manure.
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A Mongoloid husband comes home from work and sits down at the kitchen table, hungry for dinner. Soon enough, his Mongoloid wife puts down in front of him a plate with a piece of meat on it, nothing else.
"Darling, where are the vegetables?" he asks.
"Oh," says his wife, "they haven't got back from school yet!"
