The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more
attractive? Her ankles.
What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? You
can only put three fingers in a bowling ball. You could eat a bowling
ball if you had to. You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
How are a sorority girl and a bowling ball alike?
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the
gutter and they always come back for more.
What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers ? Sorority
girls cost less per score.
What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant? About 40
lbs. How do you equalize the two? Feed the elephant.
How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops her nail file.
What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do...
Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
'Cause everyone gets a turn.
How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door and throw a twinkie on
the bed.
Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.
What's the difference between sorority girls and garbage?
Garbage gets taken out once a week.
What do you call 100 sorority girls sun-bathing on a beach in Cuba?
Bay of Pigs.
What is a sorority girl's mating call...
"I'm soooo drunk, I'm sooooo drunk!"
What is the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a dog ?
Drivers will swerve to miss the dog.
What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?
The Dead Sea
Lake Michigan
Lake Placid
How can you tell if a sorority girl's a nymphomaniac?
She'll make love the same day she has her hair done.
What's a sorority girl's idea of natural childbirth?
No makeup.
How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?
Marry her.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a broom closet?
Only 2 men fit inside a broom closet at once
What's the difference between a sorority girl and garbage?
Garbage smells better.
Sorority girl attract more flies.
What' the difference between a sorority girl and a vacuum cleaner?
Nothing. They both suck.
*You can buy a new vacuum when you get sick of it.
*You can buy a new vacuum when it no longer sucks.
*When a vacuum cleaner is full of sh*t, its easy to dump the old bag.
*A vacuum cleaner can't suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
What is the difference between a sorority girl and a rooster?
In the morning a rooster says "cock-a-doodle-doo", while a
sorority girl says "any-cock'll-do"
Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar?
They are both stuck up cunts.
Why does a sorority girl wear a gold diaphragm?
So her boyfriend will think he is coming into money.
What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a
sorority girl?
A prostitute says "Are you done yet?", a nymphomaniac says "You're done
already?", and a sorority girl says "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling
beige."
