Bubba and Billy Bob are walking along the street in Atlanta, and see a sign on a store window which reads,
"Suits: $5.00 each, Shirts: $2.00 each, Slacks: $2.50 each.
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, look here. We could buy a whole gob of these and take them back to Sand Mountain, sell 'em
to our friends and make a small fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cuz if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant
and won't sell that stuff to us. Now I'll talk in a real slow Georgian drawl so;s they don't know that we is from Alabama."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from South Alabama, ain't ya?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come you knowed that?"
"Because this is a dry cleaners"
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and
rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides
down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly
impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become
entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding
hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter,
sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.
