Pussy & Bitch

Little Johnny asked Mom what 2 words mean that kids at school were using...........Pussy and Bitch.   Mom inhaled sharply, but then said: "Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat, Like our little Chico . A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy ."   "Thanks, Mom..."   He then found his Dad out in the garage. "Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."   "What words, son?"   "Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."   Dad said: "Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this."   He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area and said: "Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."   "Okay, Dad. Then what's a bitch?"   Dad replied: "Everything outside the circle."