NEWLYWEDS

Newlyweds A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's that?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy. He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night." And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left? ------------------- ========== A man and his wife are watching the boxing on TV. The husband sighs and says, "I'm disappointed! It was all over in four minutes." The wife replies, "Good! now you know how I feel."   Did you hear about the blonde who got the toy poodle for her birthday? Well she killed it trying to shove batteries up its ass.   How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? Shine a flashlight in their ear. Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? So her male would get delivered to the right box.   WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A LIGHTBULB? The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A SHOPPING CART? The shopping cart has a mind of its own.   Q: What's red, black and blue and lies in the gutter? A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes Q: How is a woman like a road? A: Both have manholes. Q: What is the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? A: Spit, swallow and gargle. Q: What's Rodeo Sex? A: It's where you fuck her doggie style, with a tit in each hand, and whisper ….in her ear: "Your sister likes it this way, too."