Advantages/Disadvantages Of Having A Threesome
Advantages
1. It can get really weird
2. Someone can go for beer without
interrupting the proceedings
3. There's always a hand or mouth
free when you need one
4. Motel rooms split 3
ways are only $20
5. You get to watch your
best friends making love
6. You get to get watched
making love
7. Simultaneous enjoying intercourse and
oral sex has to be experienced to
be believed
8. You get strange looks when
you all go out dancing
9. You get really strange looks when
you all go out comparison shopping for
condoms
10. Enough people to play gin rummy
if things don't work out
11. You can safely check yourself for any
homosexual tendencies without
actually doing anything about it
12. Calling out the wrong name during
climax isn't as much of a problem, the
"wrong name" is probably the one on your left
13. Three-person showers are fantastic
14. Three-person naked belly laughs are even better
15. Three-person kisses are best
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Disadvantages
1. It can get really weird
2. Tougher for three people to
decide on pizza toppings
3. Simultaneous orgasms are
even trickier to pull off
4. You may harbor paranoid thoughts that
while you're in the bathroom; the
other two are giggling over the pimple on your butt
5. Trying to find safe places to put your elbows
6. You get to find out what kind of really
sick things your friends like
7. Queen-sized beds are suddenly smaller
than you remember them
8. Trying to fit 3 names in the little heart
when drawing on your notebooks
9. Morning breath multiplied by 3
10. You might discover homosexual tendencies
you didn't suspect or want
11. You might discover homosexual tendencies
in one of your friends you
didn't suspect or want
12. You have the option of wrecking twice
the normal number of relationships
13. The odds of boyfriends/spouses
walking in on you triple
14. Sorting clothes quickly when the
boyfriend/spouse walks in assumes
comical proportions
15. Now there are two wet spots to avoid.
