Sardar Interviewer

What is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye bewakoof _ _ _ EVERY YEAR Manager asked sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? One tourist from U.S.A. Asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver Adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my Wife? Sit behind. I will drive. Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire And how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!! Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir. Sardar in aeroplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay " Air hostess said: "B silent." Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay" Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?" Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!! Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". (Had never thought of it) Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE