An Opossum
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway
And run over an opossum.
Knowing that mother opossums often carry babies in their pouch,
They decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was
A baby, so they decide to rescue it.
They take it into the car and continue down the road.
The little opossum is scared and squirming around like
Crazy so the wife asks her husband what she should do?
He thinks for a minute and says,
"Well it's used to being in it's mother's pouch.
Maybe if you unbutton your jeans, and put it in "there"
It will calm down."
She exclaims, "I'm not going to do that! That thing is smelly
And nasty!"
The husband replies, "Well why don't you just hold it's
Little nose then?"
...
The young man goes into a bar and picks up a tall woman. After a night
of drinking and dancing they go back to his place. She unzips his fly
and starts playing with his dick. "Wow," he says, "you handle my penis
so well...." "I should," she replies, "I used to have one just like
it... only longer."
...
Nappy haired bitch
with eyes like a frog
I wanna bend you over
and fuck you like a dog.
.
This guy is eating this prostitutes cunt and he says, "this
tastes like rice pudding?"
"That's what all the boys say, but it's really maggots."
.
A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?"
The father says, "they come from a hard-on."
The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?"
The father says, "little girls!"
