Original Jacko's Q's & A's
Q: Why's Michael cutting down on public appearances?
A: He wants to spend more time with the kids.
Q: How are Michael's friends like U.S. veterans?
A: They all get fucked in the end.
Q: How will they ensure that Michael gets a thorough body search?
A: Hire a Catholic priest to do it.
Q: What will they call the upcoming movie about Michael Jackson?
A: "The African Queen."
Q: How do we know Michael Jackson isn't really a virgin?
A: He's got children out the ass.
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson is running for President?
A: His campaign slogan is "Leave No Child's Behind."
Q: What happens when Michael talks about sex?
A: It's all very tongue in cheek.
Q: What does Michael have in common with NASA?
A: It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.
Q: What do Michael's ass and an LA jail have in common?
A: Both hold the juice.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker have in common?
A: Both ride four year olds.
Q: How do we know Michael Jackson is ready to release another album?
A: He has a lot of stuff in the can.
Q: What will they call Michael's new TV series?
A: "Anus and Andy."
Q: What do Michael and Mrs. Perot have in common?
A: Both fuck little assholes.
Q: Why does Michael travel with a huge road crew?
A: He always has a lot of shit to pack.
Q: Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?
A: He's tired of all the cracks.
Q: Why did Michael go to college?
A: To get his Bachelor of Arse degree.
Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
A: He's a crack shooter.
Q: Why's Michael opening a sperm bank?
A: He always has a shitload of semen.
Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
A: Emily Dick in son.
Q: What's the difference between Michael and a proctologist?
A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.
Q: Why doesn't Michael have orgasms?
A: The big payoff comes a couple of months later.
Q: Why has Michael been appearing on children's shows lately?
A: He has a lot to plug.
Q: What's the most difficult stain to try to remove from a little boy's
underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup.
Q: Have you heard about the new Michael Jackson candy bar?
A: It's made from white chocolate, and contains no nuts.
