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- Good Morning All My Friends :)) "Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for." Always Keep Smiling :))
- GaaNdnar or Sharpner ???
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- Guess The City ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Its Bangalore Dude..!!!
- Don't Chew Orbit While PhotoGraphy ...!!!
- Power Of Indian Lady
- Saviney Nivedan Hai Ki
- LIFE OF A STUDENT....... PC hai, net nahin.... ATM hai, paise nahin... Mobile hai, balance nahin.... Parhna hai lekin sala MOOD nahin!!! HAVE we ever realized that the word 'STUDYING' is actually a combination of the word 'STUDENT' and 'DYING' !!! finally, I just want to say that - A thermometer is not the only one which gets a 'DEGREE' without a brain......
- Read first, then watch video. If you are considering a Nissan Pathfinder or any other car with an 'independent front suspension', this little commercial should prove to be helpful in understanding the concept before making your purchasing decision. An 'independent front suspension' system, is when one front wheel of a vehicle hits a bump or pothole, will move up or down to compensate while the other wheel remains steady. Both wheels are independent of each other, and hence the expression. Watch the attached video all the way to the end. It is a German commercial for the Nissan Pathfinder. This gives a moving experience which should benefit your understanding of this piece of engineering. It's arguably the best explanation I've ever seen. P.S. The Germans obviously have much better ads than we do.
- Top ten of everything. Really quite interesting and informative Share It With Your Friends ..!!!
- Hope this doesn't hit too close to home! Ha!
- In my study of Human Nature there is only one universal truth that I have found - Gay or straight, they all want blow-jobs.
- What did one saggy breast say to the other saggy breast? "We'd better get some support or people will think we're nuts!"
- Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!" "Whoa," replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
- I Bet After Watching This Video You Will Say "AMAZING"
- I don't believe in taking right decisions..! I take decisions and make them right..!! So dare to decide & care to make it true...!! Gud Morning Frenzz.....
| Posted: 09 Feb 2011 07:05 PM PST Good Morning All My Friends :)) "Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for." Always Keep Smiling :))  |
| Posted: 09 Feb 2011 09:29 AM PST GaaNdnar or Sharpner ???   |
| Posted: 09 Feb 2011 08:42 AM PST Live News Paper   |
| Posted: 09 Feb 2011 04:55 AM PST Expanding Smiles Join At Our Yahoo Group : http://groups.yahoo.com/group/JHakaasNeiL Join At Our BloG : http://jhakaasneil.blogspot.com/ Add Me As A Friend http://www.facebook.com/NawtyNeil  |
| Guess The City ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Its Bangalore Dude..!!! Posted: 09 Feb 2011 03:43 AM PST Guess The City ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Its Bangalore Dude..!!!   |
| Don't Chew Orbit While PhotoGraphy ...!!! Posted: 09 Feb 2011 03:27 AM PST Don't Chew Orbit While PhotoGraphy ...!!!   |
| Posted: 09 Feb 2011 03:17 AM PST Power Of Indian Lady   |
| Posted: 09 Feb 2011 02:51 AM PST |
| Posted: 09 Feb 2011 02:23 AM PST  Thank you for shopping @ Costco! One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, ...  |
| Posted: 09 Feb 2011 02:09 AM PST |
| Posted: 09 Feb 2011 01:56 AM PST LIFE OF A STUDENT....... PC hai, net nahin.... ATM hai, paise nahin... Mobile hai, balance nahin.... Parhna hai lekin sala MOOD nahin!!! HAVE we ever realized that the word 'STUDYING' is actually a combination of the word 'STUDENT' and 'DYING' !!! finally, I just want to say that - A thermometer is not the only one which gets a 'DEGREE' without a brain......  |
| Posted: 09 Feb 2011 12:41 AM PST |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2011 11:58 PM PST |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2011 11:58 PM PST |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2011 11:42 PM PST Read first, then watch video. If you are considering a Nissan Pathfinder or any other car with an 'independent front suspension', this little commercial should prove to be helpful in understanding the concept before making your purchasing decision. An 'independent front suspension' system, is when one front wheel of a vehicle hits a bump or pothole, will move up or down to compensate while the other wheel remains steady. Both wheels are independent of each other, and hence the expression. Watch the attached video all the way to the end. It is a German commercial for the Nissan Pathfinder. This gives a moving experience which should benefit your understanding of this piece of engineering. It's arguably the best explanation I've ever seen. P.S. The Germans obviously have much better ads than we do.  Nissan Independent Forward Suspension - Do Watch  |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2011 10:55 PM PST Answers Men Would Like To Give To Women's Stupid Questions, But Never Will 1. No we can't be friends; I just want you for sex. 2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that fucking ice cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat. 3...  |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2011 10:35 PM PST DAD'S 8 SIMPLE RULES DADS 8 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING HIS DAUGHTER When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to lay hands on his daughter....  |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2011 10:24 PM PST Older Women Are So Reasonable AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, '44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL"....  |
| Top ten of everything. Really quite interesting and informative Share It With Your Friends ..!!! Posted: 08 Feb 2011 09:58 PM PST Top ten of everything. Really quite interesting and informative Share It With Your Friends ..!!!    Top Ten of Everything 30 new photos  |
| Hope this doesn't hit too close to home! Ha! Posted: 08 Feb 2011 09:49 PM PST |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2011 09:29 PM PST Santa - Banta Jokes Santa divorced his wife on 1st night. Banta asked him the reason, Santa said, "Yaar ohdi panty te sticker laga si: OK/Tested. Mohan Lal & Sons Pappu: What is the meaning of Pyar Ishq Aur Mohabbat. ...  |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2011 09:19 PM PST In my study of Human Nature there is only one universal truth that I have found - Gay or straight, they all want blow-jobs.  |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2011 09:02 PM PST What did one saggy breast say to the other saggy breast? "We'd better get some support or people will think we're nuts!"  |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2011 08:47 PM PST Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!" "Whoa," replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"  |
| I Bet After Watching This Video You Will Say "AMAZING" Posted: 08 Feb 2011 08:32 PM PST I Bet After Watching This Video You Will Say "AMAZING"  Just Amazing - You Will Say That After You See This  |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2011 07:51 PM PST I don't believe in taking right decisions..! I take decisions and make them right..!! So dare to decide & care to make it true...!! Gud Morning Frenzz.....  |
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