Hilarious ones...must read...!!!! ( Jokes )

 

 

Hilarious ones...must read...!!!!   Physics would have been much much Easier... If.. If.. If.. If.. The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!   **************************************************  How Newton Died? . . He died After seen South Indian Movies.. . Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He Made... **************************************************   WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?   " W "!!   B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"   WHO? WHY? WHAT? WHEN? WHICH? WHOM? WHERE? WAR! AND FINALLY   Woman and WIFE....! **************************************************  Moral of the movie ROBOT- . ... .   A girl can not only spoil a man but also machines ;-)   ************************************************** When Alchohol is consumed, Whatever is in the mind comes out...   So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.   **************************************************   You know a Crazy fact of todays generation nce upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers. But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!   ************************************************** If u r with 1 girl its Anand... If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand... If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand … J   **************************************************   Earlier Luv Startd wid Eyes Grew wid Gifts Ended wid Tears   Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone Grows wid Msgs & Ends wid "Upbhogta Kisi aur Call par Vyast hai ” . (Person you are Calling is Buzy with some other Call)   **************************************************