THREE NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME!
> > THREE
> > MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND CHEERING FOR THE YANKEES.
> > BECAUSE THE NUNS' HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THEIR
> > VIEW, THEY DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D
> > GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.
> >
> > IN A
> > VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID,
> >
> > "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH . THERE
> > ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."
> >
> > THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND
> > SAID,
> >
> > "I
> > WANT TO GO TO
> > MONTANA . THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING
> > THERE."
> >
> > THE THIRD GUY SAID,
> >
> > "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO . THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS
> > LIVING
> > THERE."
> >
> > THE MOTHER SUPERIOR TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN,
> > AND IN A VERY SWEET AND
> > CALM VOICE SAID,
> >
> >
> >
> > "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... THERE
> > AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE.
> > >
