A young apprentice talent agent went out to dinner and a few drinks one night. After a few drinks he met a woman and they had a few drinks together then ended up at his place.
Things start to get pretty hot and he goes down on her. When he gets close to it he hears something, so he puts his ear closer and hears singing. It's a high pitched sweet voice singing an old song.
The man is so excited he forgets all about sex, he gets on the phone and calls his boss.
"Hello Joe you gotta hear this," and he puts the phone down by her pussy where the singing is still going on. "Did you hear that Joe, Did you hear it?"
Joe says, "What the hell's wrong with you? Did you wake me up at three o'clock in the morning just to hear some cunt sing!
Things start to get pretty hot and he goes down on her. When he gets close to it he hears something, so he puts his ear closer and hears singing. It's a high pitched sweet voice singing an old song.
The man is so excited he forgets all about sex, he gets on the phone and calls his boss.
"Hello Joe you gotta hear this," and he puts the phone down by her pussy where the singing is still going on. "Did you hear that Joe, Did you hear it?"
Joe says, "What the hell's wrong with you? Did you wake me up at three o'clock in the morning just to hear some cunt sing!
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Q: What does a Jewish woman say just before she has an orgasm?
A: "Sorry Mom, but I have to hang up now!"
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Q: Why are blondes like Corn Flakes?
A: Because they're simple, they're easy, and they taste good!
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Q: What's the most common cause of hearing loss among men?
A: His wife saying she wants to talk to him.
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Q: How long did it take to fill the red sea?
A: A very long period.
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Q: There are two fleas on a pussy. One is smoking dope...
what's the other one doing?
A: Sniffing crack.
A: "Sorry Mom, but I have to hang up now!"
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Q: Why are blondes like Corn Flakes?
A: Because they're simple, they're easy, and they taste good!
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Q: What's the most common cause of hearing loss among men?
A: His wife saying she wants to talk to him.
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Q: How long did it take to fill the red sea?
A: A very long period.
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Q: There are two fleas on a pussy. One is smoking dope...
what's the other one doing?
A: Sniffing crack.
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Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!!
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!!
