*A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. *
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*The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"*
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*The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" *
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*The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"*
*The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads. *
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*"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up" said the Russian*
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*To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know.*
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*We're going at night!" *
