Two Kiwi's are working on a building site in Auckland. Phul (Phil) & Muck (Mick). Anyway Phul turns to Muck & says,
"Cawww I've gotta take a piss, but there's nowhere to go, eh."
"Walk out to the ind of thit plank," replies Muck. "I'll stand on this ind & balance ut."
"Are you sure, Muck?"
"Yis, no worries"
"100%?"
"YIS!"
So out goes Phul to take a piss & the lunch siren sounds.
Muck forgets what he's supposed to be doing & steps off the plank & Phul is a goner.
Several days later an Australian, a Frenchman & a Kiwi are sitting in a bar discussing which of their respective nations chase women the hardest.
Wazza the Aussie says, "Mate I've been known to miss a piss up session down the Pub with me mates trying to crack on to sheilas!"
Pierre, the Frenchman says, "No, No, No, Ve French chase ze women with much zest & give them gifts of love like French champagne to win their affection, it is us vor sure."
Meanwhile Bob, the Kiwi, sits laughing & says, "No, You blokes are both wrong, the other day I was walking past a building site in Auckland following these 2 gorgeous looking Birds, and this bloke came plummeting from the sky with his dick in his hand screaming, "CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT!"
