Kanjibhai goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
As the bartender gives him the drink Kanjibhai says, ‘I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 60th birthday and it’s today.’
The bartender says, ‘Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.’
As Kanjibhai finishes his drink, the woman to his right says, ‘I would like to buy you a drink, too.’
Kanjibhai says, ‘Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.’
‘Coming up,’ says the bartender.
As Kanjibhai finishes that drink, the man to her left says, ‘I would like to buy you one, too.’
Kanjibhai says, ‘Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.’
‘Coming right up,’ the bartender says.
As he gives Kanjibhai the drink, he says, 'Sir, I’m dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?’
Kanjibhai replies, ‘Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.’
