Female Compassion

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach under a palm tree.  He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.  The  brunnette said,  "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "NO," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The redhead said," Have you ever had a kiss?"  The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.   The blond came to him and said,  "Have you ever been Screwed?"  The fellow said, "No."  She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."