Wisdom from Grandpa ........

Whether  a man winds up with a nest egg, 

or a goose egg, depends a lot on  

the kind of chick he marries.   




Trouble  in marriage often starts when 

a man gets so busy earnin' his salt  

that he forgets his sugar.  



Too  many couples marry for better, 

or for worse, but not for  good.  


When  a man marries a woman, 

they become one; but the trouble starts  

when   they  try to decide which one.  


If  a man has enough horse sense 

to treat his wife like a  thoroughbred, 

she will never turn into an old  nag.  


On anniversaries, the wise husband  

always forgets the past - 

but never the  present.  


A foolish husband says to his wife,  

"Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' 

and scrubbin'.  No wife of mine is gonna "work"."  


Many  girls like to marry a military man - 

he can cook, sew, and make  beds 

and is in good health, 

and he's already used to taking  orders. 


Eventually  you will reach a point when 

you stop lying about your age and  

start bragging about it.


Some  people try to turn back their odometers. 

Not me, I want people to  know "why" I look 

this way. I've traveled a long way and some 

of  the roads weren't paved.  


How  old would you be if you didn't 

know how old you are?  


You  know you are getting old, when 

everything either dries up or  leaks.   

Old  age is when former classmates are 

so gray and wrinkled and bald,  

they don't recognize you. 



Have  a GREAT day........

and keep Laughing! 

It's good for the  soul.