Redneck

In the backwoods of Arkansas, a redneck's wife went into labour in the
middle of the night.   

A doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
To keep the nervous redneck busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and
said, "Here, hold this high so I can see what I'm doing".   

Soon a wee baby   boy was brought into the world.   

 "Whoa there Enus!" said the doctor.
"Dont be in a rush to put the lantern down.. I think there's yet another wee
one to come."  

Sure enough within minutes he had delivered another little   baby.   

"No, no, dont be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern,
young man... It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor,
" Do ye think it's der light that's attractin' em?"