Mar 10, 2010

LEASE OR PURCHASE


Purchasing 
The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her £24.3million.
Assuming he had fun every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him £13,170 per time.


This is Heather.



On the other hand………. 
Leasing


New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
 Kristen, an absolute stunner charges £2,450 per night.

This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid £4.52 million in total, for fun every night for 5 years: 
(a saving of £19.8 million!).
Value-added benefits are: 
  • a 22 year old
  • no begging
  • no coaxing
  • never a headache
  • happily agrees to all requests
  • no complaining
  • no honey-to do lists
  • has great Body!!
 Best of all, she leaves , and comes back when asked. All at 1/5th the cost and no legal fees.
WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN, JUST LEASEIT MAKES MORE SENSE