A man was having problems with premature
ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He
asked the doctor what he could do to cure his
problem.
In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like
you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling
yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and
bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try
this suggestion, he ran home to his wife.
At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked
and waiting. As the two began, they found
themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments
later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired
the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor.
The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired
the pistol, my wife peed in my face, bit 3 inches off
my 'unit' and my neighbor came out of the closet
with his hands in the air!"