Last night Harry and his wife and were sitting in the living room, talking
about life...
In-between, they talked about the idea of living or dying. He said to her:
Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on
machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you
to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather
die'. .
His wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards
him.....and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD,
the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the
bar and threw away all his whisky, rum, gin, vodka and the beer in the
fridge...
He ALMOST DIED!
The 2 morals of this story are:
1. Think about what you wish for...
2. The female brain works on a different wavelength from the male's.*
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Quote of the day:
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,
she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.. If
you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.. If you give her a smile,
she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to
her.. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
