Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had 2 chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times.
Q: What did the blondes left leg say to her right?
A: As if they've ever met!
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.
Q: What do blonde's do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
Q: What do blonde's do with their Assholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
Q: What's the link between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: Both get screwed on the front of a Ford Fiesta.
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository.
Q: What nickname is most used by blonde's in order to boost their popularity?
A: B.J.
Q: What is blonde, brunette, blond, brunette ...?
A: A blonde doing cartwheels.
Q: How do you know when a blonde's been in your refrigerator?
A: There's lipstick on your cucumbers/courgette/zuchini.
Q: What's a 68 to a blonde?
A: It's where she goes down on you and you owe her one.
Q: What's the white stuff you find in a blonde's panties?
A: Clitty litter.
Q: Why is it that Blonde's always get confused in the Ladies rest room?
A: Well, it's cost they gotta pull their own pants down...
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Because their balls would show.
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had 2 chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times.
Q: What did the blondes left leg say to her right?
A: As if they've ever met!
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.
Q: What do blonde's do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
Q: What do blonde's do with their Assholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
Q: What's the link between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: Both get screwed on the front of a Ford Fiesta.
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository.
Q: What nickname is most used by blonde's in order to boost their popularity?
A: B.J.
Q: What is blonde, brunette, blond, brunette ...?
A: A blonde doing cartwheels.
Q: How do you know when a blonde's been in your refrigerator?
A: There's lipstick on your cucumbers/courgette/zuchini.
Q: What's a 68 to a blonde?
A: It's where she goes down on you and you owe her one.
Q: What's the white stuff you find in a blonde's panties?
A: Clitty litter.
Q: Why is it that Blonde's always get confused in the Ladies rest room?
A: Well, it's cost they gotta pull their own pants down...
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Because their balls would show.
Q: What is the difference between a new blonde and an old blonde?
A: Vaseline and Poligrip.
Q: What is a bellybutton for?
A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.
A: Vaseline and Poligrip.
Q: What is a bellybutton for?
A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?
A: Sweet fuck all.
Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.
A: Sweet fuck all.
Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.
Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth?
A: Einstein's dick.
Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A: A blow job with handlebars.
Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A: A blow job with handlebars.
Q: What did the blonde say during a porno?
A: "Hey fellas, Look! There I am!"
Q: How does a blond prepare for safe sex?
A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
A: "Hey fellas, Look! There I am!"
Q: How does a blond prepare for safe sex?
A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
A: Silicone chips.
A: Silicone chips.
