The Top 10 Clever Things To Say To Convince Your Lover To Go Down On You
~*~ "If I eat a lot of sugar first, it'll be just like those Cadbury
Creme Eggs that you like so much."
~*~ "Honey, I was thinking: you know how you like fresh salmon and
steamed clams?"
~*~ "No, I swear, Honey, the TV remote is in there somewhere. Just keep
looking."
~*~ "So, twenty bucks then?"
~*~ "No honey, that's not moss growing out of my navel -- it's
mistletoe!"
~*~ "With my thighs covering your ears, you won't have to listen to
Oprah."
~*~ "Honey, try this and tell me if it tastes funny to you..."
~*~ "At work today Brad Johnson said *his* wife could out-blow *my*
wife! Can you imagine?!?"
~*~ "Look, do you want that raise or not?"
~*~ "The Taliban has outlawed it -- it's your patriotic duty, dammit!"
Creme Eggs that you like so much."
~*~ "Honey, I was thinking: you know how you like fresh salmon and
steamed clams?"
~*~ "No, I swear, Honey, the TV remote is in there somewhere. Just keep
looking."
~*~ "So, twenty bucks then?"
~*~ "No honey, that's not moss growing out of my navel -- it's
mistletoe!"
~*~ "With my thighs covering your ears, you won't have to listen to
Oprah."
~*~ "Honey, try this and tell me if it tastes funny to you..."
~*~ "At work today Brad Johnson said *his* wife could out-blow *my*
wife! Can you imagine?!?"
~*~ "Look, do you want that raise or not?"
~*~ "The Taliban has outlawed it -- it's your patriotic duty, dammit!"
