Feb 12, 2010

Singh is King !!!

Interviewer:
What is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Singh: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR






Manager asked to sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 15 letters in it?
Singh replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.






After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Singh: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?




One tourist from U.S.A. Asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Singh: no sir, only small Babies!!!






Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Singh writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is
Jayanthi.






When singh was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Singh shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.






Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Singh: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!