PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!

Especially for the Ladies !
    PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING! 

 

I don't do windows because ... 

I love birds and
don't want one to run into a clean window 
and get hurt. 

I don't wax floors because ... 

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt 
then I'll feel terrible

( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... 

They are very good company,

I have named most of them,

and they agree with everything I say.



I don't disturb cobwebs because . 

I want every creature to have a home of their own.



I don't Spring Clean because . 
I love all the seasons

and don't want the others to get jealous



I don't pull weeds 

in the garden because ..

I don't want to get

in God's way,

HE is an excellent designer! 


I don't put things away because . 

My husband

will never be able to find them again.


 

I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because .

I don't want my guests to

stress out over what to make when

they invite me

over for dinner. 
  
I don't iron because ... 

I choose to believe them 
when they say "Permanent Press".


I don't stress much on anything because ... 
"A Type" personalities die young and

I want to stick around

and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!



REMEMBER . . . .

  
   Please share this humor with other important friends!