This gay guy goes to the doctor and asks him, “Doctor, How can I grow hair on my chest?”
Doctor replies,”Well you take this vaseline and you rub it on your chest for 10 days.”
Gay guy says,” Really? That’s all I’ve gotta do?’
Doctor says, “Yep, That’s all you’ve gotta do!”
So the gay guy goes home and he sits in front of the mirror checking himself out as he’s rubbing this vaseline on his chest. Then suddenly his roomate (who is a straight guy) walks in and says, “What the HELL are you doing!!”
The gay guy says,’The doctor said if I rub this vaseline on my chest for 10 days then I will grow hair on chest!”.
His roomate replies, “Bullshit! If that was the case you’d have a ponytail growing out of your ASS!”
