1. Cats do what they want. - So does wife
2. Cats rarely listen to you. - So does wife
3. Cats are totally unpredictable - So does wife
4. Cats want to be alone, when you want to play - So does wife
5. Cats want to play when you want to be alone - So does wife
6. Cats expect you to cater to their every whim - So does wife
7. Cats are moody - So does wife
8. Cats leave hair everywhere - So does wife
2. Cats rarely listen to you. - So does wife
3. Cats are totally unpredictable - So does wife
4. Cats want to be alone, when you want to play - So does wife
5. Cats want to play when you want to be alone - So does wife
6. Cats expect you to cater to their every whim - So does wife
7. Cats are moody - So does wife
8. Cats leave hair everywhere - So does wife
9. Cats with stripes are possessivly dangerous - So does wife
10. Cats have sharp nails - So does wife
11. Cats have special food - So does wife, special receipes
12. Cats seats on TV set and watchdoging us - So does wife seating next to us reading our mind
13. Cats do not like to take shower with us - So does wife.
14. Cats do not like co-bath in tub with us – So does wife
15. Cats mysteries are hard to solve - so does wife.