Feb 22, 2010

Cats and Wife


1.  Cats do what they want. - So does wife
2.  Cats rarely listen to you. - So does wife
3.  Cats  are totally unpredictable - So does wife
4.  Cats want to be alone, when  you want to play - So does wife
5.  Cats want to play when you want to be alone - So does wife
6.  Cats expect you to cater to their every whim - So does wife
7.  Cats are moody - So does wife
8.  Cats leave hair everywhere - So does wife
9.   Cats with stripes are possessivly dangerous - So does wife 
10.  Cats have sharp nails - So does wife
11.  Cats have  special food - So does wife, special receipes
12.  Cats seats on TV set and watchdoging us - So does wife seating next to us reading our mind
13.  Cats do not like to take shower with us - So does wife.
14.  Cats do not like co-bath in tub with us – So does wife
15.  Cats  mysteries are hard to solve - so does wife.