Telling Husband you're going out for the night with the "Girls".... $0.00.
Red Leather Jacket for night out with the "Girls"... $200.00.
Getting a Radar photo speeding ticket while out with the "Girls".. $ 90.00.
Having husband open the mailed radar ticket, looking at 'photo proof' ...
... and seeing you, his dear wife, with another man's dick in your hand !!
PRICELESS .. !!!