Jan 21, 2010

birthday gift


The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband:




Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband...




'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said.






'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!'




Happy and excited she was counting down the days to her birthday.




And on the day she finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought....


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A Weight Machine


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The poor guy is dead today, and his wife's in jail for murder !




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