Jan 31, 2010

. 5 answers you always wanted to know


THE  5  ANSWERS  WE  HAVE  ALL  BEEN WAITING  FOR! 
 Q:  WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES   FOR?
A:  It's Braille for 'suck here'. 
 
Q:  WHAT  IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? 
A:  It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

 
Q:  WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: M elt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q:  WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER  WOMEN? 
 
A:  Because when they come, they're wild and wet.  But  when they go, they take your house and car with  them. 
  
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE  MORNING  ? 
 
A:  Because they don't have any balls to  scratch... 

 
BONUS  QUESTIONS & ANSWERS 
 
Q: What is a man's Utimate embarrassment?   

   A:  Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.