OMG! ... The Candy With The Little Holes

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
Of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
Mother may sometimes call your father...'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
Yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!