Q. Why is a sexual climax called an orgasm?
A. It's easier to spell than... 'OOOOOHHOOOOOOHHHHH
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These are the eight ideal qualities of a perfect boyfriend... Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, and Self-organised.
In short- B.I.G. P.E.N.I.S.
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A police officer pulls a woman over for speeding
The woman seems very anxious.
'Good afternoon, madam,' he says. 'Have you any idea why you've been pulled over?'
'Yes, officer, I know I was speeding, but it really is a matter of life or death,' she babbles.
'Can you tell me why?' the police officer asks.
'My gorgeous boyfriend is waiting naked for me at home,' the woman replies.
'How is that a matter of life or death?' the officer asks.
'Well,' the woman replies, 'if I don't get home before my husband , I'm a dead woman.'
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A new contraceptive pill has been designed for men.
If a man puts it in his shoe, it makes him limp.
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'Doctor, I'm so worried,' a man says. 'Both my wife and I have black hair, but our son has just been born with red hair. Do you think something funny's been going on?'
'Not necessarily,
'About five times a year,' the man admits.
'Well, there's your answer,' the doctor says. 'Your'e just a bit rusty.'
