Harrisburg, Pennsylvania:
There is a law against: having sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.
In Nevada:
There is a law against: having sex without a condom.
In Willowdale, Oregon:
There is a law against: a husband talking dirty in his wife's ear during sex.
In Clinton, Oklahoma:
There is a law against: masturbating while watching two people have sex in a car.
In the state of Washington:
There is a law against: having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
after you've had sex with her, she is *NOT* a virgin any longer -- so, that makes it perfectly LEGAL>?
In Tremonton, Utah:
There is a law against: having sex in an ambulance.
In Newcastle, Wyoming:
There is a law against: having sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.
In Alexandria, Minnesota:
There is a law against: a man having sex with his wife with the stink of onions, sardines, or garlic on his breath.
In every state in the union:
There is a law against: having sex with a corpse.
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In Ames, Iowa: There is a law against: drinking more than three slugs of beer while lying in bed with a woman.
In Fairbanks, Alaska:
There is a law against: two moose having sex on the city sidewalks.
In Kingsville, Texas:
There is a law against: two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.
In Ventura County, California:
There is a law against: cats and dogs having sex without a permit.
In Washington, D.C.:
There is a law against: having sex in any position other than face-to-face.
There is a law against: having sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.
In Nevada:
There is a law against: having sex without a condom.
In Willowdale, Oregon:
There is a law against: a husband talking dirty in his wife's ear during sex.
In Clinton, Oklahoma:
There is a law against: masturbating while watching two people have sex in a car.
In the state of Washington:
There is a law against: having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
after you've had sex with her, she is *NOT* a virgin any longer -- so, that makes it perfectly LEGAL>?
In Tremonton, Utah:
There is a law against: having sex in an ambulance.
In Newcastle, Wyoming:
There is a law against: having sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.
In Alexandria, Minnesota:
There is a law against: a man having sex with his wife with the stink of onions, sardines, or garlic on his breath.
In every state in the union:
There is a law against: having sex with a corpse.
In Ames, Iowa: There is a law against: drinking more than three slugs of beer while lying in bed with a woman.
In Fairbanks, Alaska:
There is a law against: two moose having sex on the city sidewalks.
In Kingsville, Texas:
There is a law against: two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.
In Ventura County, California:
There is a law against: cats and dogs having sex without a permit.
In Washington, D.C.:
There is a law against: having sex in any position other than face-to-face.
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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.''
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