A couple has a male friend who's visiting from out-of-state, when an unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeps him from traveling.
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Since the couple has no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel, and be on his way in the morning.
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"Nonsense," says the wife. "Our bed is plenty big enough for all three of us, and we're all friends here."
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The husband concurs, and before long they're settled in: husband in the middle, wife on his left, friend on his right.
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After a while, the husband begins snoring, and the wife sneaks over to the friend's side of the bed, and invites him to have sex with her.
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Naturally, he'd like to, but he's reluctant.
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"We're in the same bed with your husband! He'll wake up, and he'll kill me."
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"Don't worry about it," she says, "he's such a sound sleeper, he'll never notice. If you don't believe me, just yank a hair off of his butt. He won't even wake up."
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So the friend yanks a hair off the husband's anus, and sure enough, she's right.
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Her husband sleeps right through having a hair yanked out of his butt.
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So, she and the friend have sex, and then she goes back to her side of the bed.
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After about twenty minutes, though, she's back on his side of the bed, asking him to do it again.
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The same argument follows, another hair is yanked from the husband's corn hole, and again they have sex.
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This keeps up for about half the night, until after about the sixth time, when the wife goes back to her side.
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Then the husband rolls over, and whispers to his friend, "I don't mind that you're shagging my wife, but do you really have to use my butthole as your scoreboard?"
