Man - Women ( Husband - Wife )

1.   Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.

Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai

... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka .. . Jaago Graahak Jaago !!!  

2.    " Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future

till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future

until he gets a wife !! .. What do u say?  

3.   A Man before marriage is - Superman.  After Marriage - Gentleman. 

5  Years  Later - Watchman.  10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein phansa hua

Spiderman.  

 

4.  Life  me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate

raho... taki tumhe dekh kar hi log  samaj jaye k tum... " UNMARRIED"  ho. 

5.  Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
 Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
  KHUSH RAHO…..

  

6.   Why love marriage is better dan Arranged???? B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" 

is better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST".  

 

7.   Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 20 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,

mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?    
HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.  

8.  A man gave an add in Matrimonial column
      "PATNI CHAHIYE"
        He got 1000 replies all saying:-
    "   Meri Le Ja...!"
    ''Meri Le Ja...!''  

9.  Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se

 kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
       Manager: "What can I do?
        Husband"Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."  

10.  Telling a lie is a
      fault for a little boy,
        an art for a lover,
        an accomplishment for a bachelor and
        a Matter of Survival for a married man.

Good Luck!....... ........i. e with your wife ;-P