A blonde walked into the pet store and, after looking up and down the aisles, asked the sales clerk for help.
"I'd like a box of birdseed," said the lady.
"For which kind of bird?" he asked helpfully.
"Oh, I dunno," she replied. "Whichever will grow the fastest...."
What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot
What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot
Why do blondes whistle in the shower? So they know which lips to wash.
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Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has
ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still
haven't bagged any.
One hunter looks at the other and says "I just don't understand it.
Why aren't we getting any ducks?"
Her friend says "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing
the
dog high enough."
Why don't blondes double recipes?
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees!
What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still
haven't bagged any.
One hunter looks at the other and says "I just don't understand it.
Why aren't we getting any ducks?"
Her friend says "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing
the
dog high enough."
Why don't blondes double recipes?
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees!
What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
