| Exclusive Brothel.. A man knocks on the door of an exclusive brothel. Through a small window in the door, the madam says, "What can I do for you, sir?" "I'd like to get screwed," he answered. "This is an exclusive club," she explains. "To join, you must slip a hundred dollars under the door." The man does so, but the door doesn't open. The madam appears again. The man says, "Hey, I'd like to get screwed." The madam says, "What, again?" |