"I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist.
"Not something to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact,
my wife and I have a dog that we are very attached to."
"But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel ummm... *physically* attracted to my horse!"
"Hmmm." Then the doctor asked, "Is it male or female?"
"Female, of course!" the man snapped. "What do you think I am...GAY?"
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