Flawless Husband Wanted

Anita was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a hard time meeting men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks.

 

Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper.
Anita wrote: "Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is excellent in bed."

 

Several days went by and she hadn't gotten a single call. Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.

 

"Can I help you?" Anita asked.
 
He said, "I am the man of your dreams!"
 
Anita was baffled. She said, "Excuse me."
 
"I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I can't beat you. I have no legs, so I can never leave you."

 

"But are you good in bed?" Anita asked.

 

He replied, "How do you think I knocked on the door?"