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Sep 10, 2011

Difference between Love and Sex



The difference between sex, super sex and love...good one...
 
Girl asks her mother: What is sex?
 
Mother: Sex is when you stop a car driven by a man who offers you a meal in a restaurant, and then you  spend some time with him in the hotel room, sleep with him once, and then each one go on his way and you have a hundred dollars bill extra in your pocket.
 
Then the girl asks her mother: What is Super Sex?
 
Mother: Super sex is when you stop a limousine driven by Chauffeur and a stylish man is sitting in the back who takes you to a luxurious villa, gives you a sumptuous meal with distinctive Caviar...and then you spend the night together in bed and engage in sex more than once, and then you part with an envelope containing a thousand dollars in your pocket.
 
And then the girl asks her mother: What is love?
 
Mother: Love is a lie invented by men so that they can have sex with you for free.

iGreenGod at 2:23 PM
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