``` man O man ```

Man O Man !

When he is without money, he eats vegetables at home;

When he has money, he eats vegetables in a fine restaurant.

When he is without money, he rides bicycle to work;

When he has money, he rides bicycle to exercise.

When he is without money, he walks to eat food;

When he has money, he walks to burn food.

When he is without money, he wishes to get married;

When he has money, he wishes to get divorced.

When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary;

When he has money, his secretary becomes wife.

When he is without money, he acts like a rich man;

When he has money, he acts like a pauper.

He says share market is bad but he keeps on speculating;

He says money is evil but he keeps on craving for it.

He says high positions are lonely but he keeps on struggling for it;

He says gambling & drinking is bad but he keeps on indulging in it.

Man O Man !

He never means what he says and never says what he means !

He simply can't tell a simple truth !!!

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